- "I am far better than Miyamoto, Itoi, Kojima, Carmack, and Wright COMBINED."
- "it's one of the GREATEST GAMES EVER MADE- if not THE BEST."
- "My work has humiliated your teams of engineers."
- "I am the GREATEST GAME DEVELOPER THAT EVER LIVED. I am a GENIUS, and I will be around for the next 40 years- eating away at your company until it exists no longer."